Pardon this interruption.

I didn't finish my Italy posts yet, but I have been getting so many people who want more blogging, I'm not letting my Italy posts stand in the way.

It's time all of you got a serious twin update. I have so much to tell you.

First, I get nothing done all day because I literally follow toddlers all day, utilizing my cat-like-reflexes, saving toddlers from daily death defying acts. 

Secondly, I can't call people because they are VERY vocal, screaming all the time and demanding my attention. Hanging on me when they want something, or being naughty for attention (ex- grabbing knives off the counter or trying to eat dog food).

Thirdly,  I'm not sure they will make it to 2 years old because they refuse to eat anything except apple juice and goldfish.

However, they are very cute, performing many tricks daily.  Like: winking, "gymnastics" where  they get on all fours and raise a leg in the air or turn in a circle and fall down, dancing and singing, or make up sign language words.  They understand everything we say, and very obviously choose what they will do and not do. 

One great advancement in our world is the ability to go to restaurants and feed them food from a menu and let them drink from straws.  The pictures below are from lunch at Johnny Rockets last week.  After we took these pictures they tried to eat their hats. We took them away and they cried.  Being a baby is hard.